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Thank God no one said to jump in a blender and make myself into OJ.
Lixivious Lixivious 41-45, M 22 Answers Feb 27, 2012

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I'm not really sure, and actually I just wanted to comment on your avatar picture. I love it! Go Annoying Orange!

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Support Obamacare.

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A good plan, are you coming back?

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Good question. It depends on how well I killed myself. I'd hate to do a poor job and end up doing time.

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Why give a shyt if you already dead? hmmm

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have a solid alibi

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Yea, that's what I was thinking. That and how to speak without making my lips move, wouldn't want to give myself away.

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Lol ! Make it look like an accident.

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That's an idea, but accidents are usually painful, since it's not easy to control all the factors.

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frame someone else :)

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just wondering...... but why do you want to know? ._.

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just dont get caught daaa

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the best way to die is to live by surrendering to death

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Wake up dead and plead insanity !

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jump into a blast furnace

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Uh, is that what I'll look like after going to prison?

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dunno ive never been to prison, id jump into a blast furnace in preferance to prison

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Inject your self with air into the arteries just as you are jumping into an incinerator that has started the incineration process.<br />
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You can go old school, concrete hands and feet, tie torso to hand blocks and feet blocks, jump in ocean. This should give the body enough time to out gas everything that causes a dead body to float, the remainder is eaten by sea live.<br />
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Or finally, a bad car accident on icy roads in a blizzard.<br />
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Note: I just now thought this stuff up...

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How would that even work??? <br />
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Dogs would find you eventually.... Unless your Nowhere on earth...or into an active volcano or something instantly dissolving yourself..

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afterwords it wouldn't matter

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Maybe jump in the ocean and let the sharks eat you?

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