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How do you kill yourself without getting caught?

Thank God no one said to jump in a blender and make myself into OJ.

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15 Answers to "How do you kill yourself without getting caught?"

  1. skyhook2612 - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by skyhook2612 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:53AM

    I'm not really sure, and actually I just wanted to comment on your avatar picture. I love it! Go Annoying Orange!

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  2. TwylaMarie - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by TwylaMarie Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:33AM

    Support Obamacare.

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  3. Alive2011 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Alive2011 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:23AM

    A good plan, are you coming back?

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  4. Lixivious - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by Lixivious Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:43PM

    Good question. It depends on how well I killed myself. I'd hate to do a poor job and end up doing time.

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  5. 3rdbct187thRakkasan - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by 3rdbct187thRakkasan Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:22AM

    Why give a shyt if you already dead? hmmm

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  6. SESK4 - 26-30 years old

    Posted by SESK4 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:21AM

    have a solid alibi

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  7. Lixivious - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by Lixivious Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:46PM

    Yea, that's what I was thinking. That and how to speak without making my lips move, wouldn't want to give myself away.

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  8. Trollomatic1000 - 26-30 years old

    Posted by Trollomatic1000 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:21AM

    Lol ! Make it look like an accident.

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  9. Lixivious - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by Lixivious Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:49PM

    That's an idea, but accidents are usually painful, since it's not easy to control all the factors.

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  10. Trollomatic1000 - 26-30 years old

    Reply by Trollomatic1000 Feb 28th, 2012 at 12:49AM

    frame someone else :)

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  11. madman2013 - 31-35 years old

    Posted by madman2013 Mar 3rd, 2013 at 10:34PM

    just dont get caught daaa

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  12. s2pbamby - 31-35 years old

    Posted by s2pbamby Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:38AM

    the best way to die is to live by surrendering to death

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  13. onborrowedtime - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by onborrowedtime Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:03PM

    Wake up dead and plead insanity !

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  14. blink8blink - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by blink8blink Feb 27th, 2012 at 7:12AM

    jump into a blast furnace

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  15. Lixivious - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by Lixivious Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:40PM

    Uh, is that what I'll look like after going to prison?

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  16. blink8blink - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by blink8blink Feb 27th, 2012 at 6:45PM

    dunno ive never been to prison, id jump into a blast furnace in preferance to prison

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  17. dragonsteel - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by dragonsteel Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:36AM

    Inject your self with air into the arteries just as you are jumping into an incinerator that has started the incineration process.

    You can go old school, concrete hands and feet, tie torso to hand blocks and feet blocks, jump in ocean. This should give the body enough time to out gas everything that causes a dead body to float, the remainder is eaten by sea live.

    Or finally, a bad car accident on icy roads in a blizzard.

    Note: I just now thought this stuff up...

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  18. Lashattack - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Lashattack Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:28AM

    How would that even work???

    Dogs would find you eventually.... Unless your Nowhere on earth...or into an active volcano or something instantly dissolving yourself..

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  19. yrral32 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by yrral32 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:23AM

    afterwords it wouldn't matter

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  20. bbwbellylover - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by bbwbellylover Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:22AM

    Potassium Chloride 100 mEq IV. Works like a charm on death row inmates.

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  21. BOB9981 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by BOB9981 Feb 27th, 2012 at 12:21AM

    Maybe jump in the ocean and let the sharks eat you?

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