I'm not really sure, and actually I just wanted to comment on your avatar picture. I love it! Go Annoying Orange!
A good plan, are you coming back?
Why give a shyt if you already dead? hmmm
have a solid alibi
Lol ! Make it look like an accident.
frame someone else :)
just wondering...... but why do you want to know? ._.
just dont get caught daaa
the best way to die is to live by surrendering to death
Wake up dead and plead insanity !
jump into a blast furnace
dunno ive never been to prison, id jump into a blast furnace in preferance to prison
Inject your self with air into the arteries just as you are jumping into an incinerator that has started the incineration process.
You can go old school, concrete hands and feet, tie torso to hand blocks and feet blocks, jump in ocean. This should give the body enough time to out gas everything that causes a dead body to float, the remainder is eaten by sea live.
Or finally, a bad car accident on icy roads in a blizzard.
Note: I just now thought this stuff up...
How would that even work???
Dogs would find you eventually.... Unless your Nowhere on earth...or into an active volcano or something instantly dissolving yourself..
afterwords it wouldn't matter
Potassium Chloride 100 mEq IV. Works like a charm on death row inmates.
Maybe jump in the ocean and let the sharks eat you?