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travelingthinker travelingthinker 26-30, M 12 Answers Nov 29, 2012 in Jokes & Riddles

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Pretty sure I'd know...I'm an insomniac and a light sleeper with a weirdly random sleep schedule thanks to work. I don't think anyone would be able to catch me sleeping, let alone dye my hair without waking me ;-)

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Its always black since I was born

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Brown and grey aren't really popular dye colors. Plus I am a light sleeper.

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How do they get the individual grey hairs too match so perfectly?

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magic fingers O.o

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More like, is someone shaving my head in my sleep....<br />
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Unless bald is a hair color! Lol

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you must be a really heavy sleeper then

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I was wondering why I had dreams about bees....maybe it was just the hair clippers?!

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that depends was it a dream about a beard of bees?

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Only occasionally! Lol

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that would make sense, my hair color does not match my beard color

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what if they're just dying your beard

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*clenches fist* the bastards...

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gotta give them props for not staining your sheets at least

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Well, it might be interesting to double check at least...

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What FordPrefect42 said, I'm an insomniac, and my hair has been like this forever.

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*gasp* my gosh the conspiracy goes deeper than I thought

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They'd have to bypass my personal bedroom alarm I adapted it from something I built for a project when I was 10.

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