wear a shirt that says "in a dysfunctional relationship and loving it"
I hate to say it but when I was in the military and we were overseas, I couldn't believe the way (mostly) guys behaved. They cheated on their girlfriends and wives and visited prosti tutes. I knew these guys for years and would NEVER dream of acting that way on our shore. I really don't get it..... 20 years later, I still don't get it!
Wear a ring, 3rd finger left hand
wear red lipstick pluck or wax eyebrows in joan crawford shape and have overly long nails when one comes up say u have kids married but u do have a fantasy wanna know what it is.... I cook everything at home and cut my one tender loins.... they'll walk away an spread the word having absolutely no IDEA wtf u just were on about ....lmao