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I like to smash my alarm clock and go back to sleep

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Me too!!!

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Morning sex

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u a real playa dawg

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? I didn't say I'd done it mate just saying what I think would be the best

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well its just the question says "how do you" not "how would you"

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Yes and you're a real gangsta mate with that profile pic

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thanks cuz

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No problem homie u totally sik

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HAHAHAHH.

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Yes. Good.

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Retroactive Australian gangster conversation happening in my head.

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Hahahaha

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What made you think Australian?

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It's the word, mate. I know Europeans use it a lot too but my brain changed your accent as soon as I scanned that word. By the time I realized what was happening it was too late. Gangstaz.

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Yeah we are sic Aussie gangstaz mate don't mess wid us or we *** u up bad

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In that case I have one thing to say to you my friend. G'Day!

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Hahaha

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Come hunt some crocs mate then we'll throw some shrimp on da barbie and get the beer out it'll be fun

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Haha that's exactly how we talk ! Really is haha ! And I agree with your answer !

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Totally agree with this one.

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Duh

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morning sex is a great way :)

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Why, can it be done at night?

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With prayer and thank fullness.

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I know everyday i should say a
Prayer to start off the day. Then coffee. But.. It doesnt work that way. I get up let the dogs out make coffee, set the dogs food out. I go and brush my teeth and hair, shower get dressed, bring the dogs in they eat and I FlNALLY GET TO MY COFFEE. 😜

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"G" sounds like me but I walk mine...Then when I finally get..it is oh so good....

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Nude

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Sounds just like my mornings.

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someone sucking my boobs lol

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where were you this morning for gods sake ?? lol would have change what I did for you :) lol

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I like to spend one morning with u please..

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It's not morning until I have had coffee.

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Hallelujah! That's how I feel... MUST HAVE COFFEE

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one cup of coffee cumin right up for the nice butt woman :) lol

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Wake n Bake

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Would like to get rid off all negative thoughts and start with the fullest of positive energy. Will definitely would like to say a word of prayer to God for his protection and guidance. Will smile and will start off my day in style.

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With a coffee!!!! x3 addicted to that ****,

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"addicted to that ****" ??? ..... You do know that the little bit more expensive brands contain hardly any ****? ..... But if you're on a budget, just stay away from brands with the word "Farmer" in them!! ..... OH!! Also, if it says "Contains Coffee from Columbia" , That could be Columbia, South Carolina!!! LOL

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Nonsense. You cannot grow coffee in South Carolina.

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with the way you look. would bring you yours in bed :) lol

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By thinking what I am gonna do today then pray.

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With a cup of tea

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I like to drink black tea with mango, how about you?

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My favorite is also black tea but with a little lemon.

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Oh that sounds nice

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Go back to sleep, I'm not a morning a person. If you wake me up for no reason you're dead.

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Takes Note: "to commit suicide, loudly wake up BlackBloodDemon for no good reason!"

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LOL

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totally, I agree

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Coffee straight away ..then I read the news online. After than I stare at the kitchen and evaluate my next move ..eventually I shower.

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I like the way you wrote that. Evaluate your next move. Very strategic! Cool.

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I like to throw a box of thumbtacks on the floor and about thirty active mouse traps, then I dance around like Zorba the Greek for ten minutes. This way, I can be certain that the rest of my day will be just peachy....LMFAO!!!!!!!

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Of course I do all this while sipping my coffee!

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I like a good Republican breakfast: caviar, duck pate on toast wedges, and a small roasted child.

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LOL

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Don't forget the lemon wedge!

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Mr. Romney! I found you!

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10 cups of coffee and I am ready to go.

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Wow! How do you find time to eat that much coffee before work?! ...
*walks out the door munching a Coffee Doughnut Dusted in Coffee Ground Icing, holding lunch box filled with Coffee Cake, Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans, Cream of Coffee Soup, and a Salad with Espresso Dressing* ... Luckily I have a Keurig® K-Cup® Single Cup Brewer on my desk!

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Giant stretch of my body. And just listen. Hear the sounds of the world around me. Let the pieces of scattered thoughts fall into place. I look over and there she is. Sleeping. I just watch her breathing watch the morning sun add to the perfection of her skin. Watch my beautiful sleeping flower rest. But I can't resist. I touch her slowly. I love how she feels when she's still warm and soft, her body pliable from hours of rest. She always rewards me with sleepy sounds of love, mewing like a newborn kitten searching for mom. And is always ready for me to make love to her. I love to wake up with her beside me and start my day off with long soft touches, kisses and love. 💚🌹

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Yes...love this...thank you!

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I like to start my morning with a hot cup of strong, aromatic coffee

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With more sleep

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Eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

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Honey Nut Cheerios? Of all the Cheerios, you pick the classic? :O

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Yep

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has anyone try the banana favor cheerios yet ??

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No, the Classic was called Cheerios!

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Making love to my wife has to be the best way to start every day, but on those days she stays overnight at her sisters, she arranges for her friend, our neighbour to come over once her husband has left to take care of me; and when this happens she always makes love with her husband beforehand and insists I lick her clean before we make love, then of course she also demands I lick her clean after. We certainly have some great friends and neighbours.

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And a full stomach at most.

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With a nice long extended stretch. There is no better feeling in this world than that morning stretch. The fresh hot coffee is a close second though.

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