Go to your local pier, bring a hook and fishing rod, get some worms, bait the hook and go for it.<br />
After awhile of doing this, you too, will be a master baiter.
try the shower you might like t i think:)
well put the shower stream o your **** and also play with it a little
usually with an audience hehehehe
or a ba<x>seball glove
with a knife
just like all men do.
sorry, can not help you with that.