In Canada, we use Canadian Club.
walking around in the near dark might work....... while rocking the baby in your arms.
If I am holding a baby and my arms get sore, I just put the baby in the crib and use my hands to push the mattress down in a gentle rhythm, sort of like a light bouncing vibration, usually works.
put on sodt monotone lecture should be 5-10 minutes
try a hammer...lol
that is not funny and if you think so you are SICK!!
just a very bad joke... sorry :(
How old is the baby?
Start going on and on to her about my ex wife.