In Canada, we use Canadian Club.
walking around in the near dark might work....... while rocking the baby in your arms.
Rock them, and feed them some rice ceral with milk, he could be wet, or need to belch ... figure out what is wrong but maybe most likely he is hungry
If I am holding a baby and my arms get sore, I just put the baby in the crib and use my hands to push the mattress down in a gentle rhythm, sort of like a light bouncing vibration, usually works.
put on sodt monotone lecture should be 5-10 minutes
try a hammer...lol
that is not funny and if you think so you are SICK!!
just a very bad joke... sorry :(
How old is the baby?
Start going on and on to her about my ex wife.