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How do you tell a bird that humans and birds aren't physically compatible as lovers?

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  1. womaninbliss - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by womaninbliss May 15th, 2013 at 3:55PM

    Just tweet them nicely and it will beak-come clear ... :)

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  2. sk66 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by sk66 May 15th, 2013 at 2:26PM

    what type of bird, a cockatoo? I think I have had that.

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  3. BigbadGus - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by BigbadGus May 15th, 2013 at 2:28PM

    African grey

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  4. sk66 - female

    Reply by sk66 May 15th, 2013 at 2:34PM

    Sorry was joking around, a ****-a -too. See I'm a woman,, have had sex...ahhhh, forget it(lol).

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  5. Beatresca - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Beatresca Feb 2nd, 2013 at 5:01AM

    If you have to, I think you may want to talk to a shrink.

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  6. ohmygah - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by ohmygah Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:41AM

    Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word. Has anyone heard about the bird? ... Isn't that what that song is all about? Or, middle fingers?
    I don't negotiate with birds, they're @ssholes.

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  7. uknudy - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by uknudy Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:39AM

    You must sit them down, make sure you have their attention, then give them the facts of life, demonstrating the size difference difficulties.

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  8. BigbadGus - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by BigbadGus Feb 2nd, 2013 at 4:44AM

    I'm thinking of incorporating an egg into the conversation, strictly for educational purposes.

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  9. RickiSchnucki - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by RickiSchnucki May 15th, 2013 at 11:40PM

    Be gentle!

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