Well if you learn to tie it with your tounge the women will be impressed.
You grab both strings wrap them around each other once then with both strings create a bow (a string bended in on itself) and repeat the same step as before. You can even repeat one last time to make even more durable.
You either get used too having shoes on with no laces... be determined too find an instrument too tie your shoes with.. or own Velcro shoes
Sandals would be good.... but that only works 6 months a year here
That's why god invented flexibility and teeth.
So you're typing with a stick?
You're full of ****.