I dont know, it attacks me before I have a chance.
Theyd just laugh at me :(
Very carefully... ;-) I usually have my sandwiches on a french roll with lots in them, so I need to slice them in two, and navigate them with both hands, otherwise, it can get pretty sloppy.
No you don't need to go to France. Luckily, we've got our own version of the French Roll. Can't say how accurate it is though. And if you can't find the other hand, then be forewarned, part of your sandwich may end up in your lap, or on the floor for the dogs. ;-)
lol I've seen dogs chase cats up a tree, but I've never seen them actually catch one... Dogs will eat anything they see fall to the floor, once it's there, it's theirs, or at least that's what they think....You know I'd help you find your hand, are you sure you're not sitting on it?
if it is in the sink, you'd better grasp it before it goes down the drain! Oh, and be sure to wash it before you wrap it around that sandwich, you never know for sure where it's been!
numbers don't eat.
Depends on the health of the eater and the sandwich.
Is it a bacon sandwich or tomato sandwich? Also, how many of your teeth are left and what infections or damage is present in your stomach?
Put the sandwich in a blender, liquify it with some whole milk and heated lard. Pour the mixture into your feeding tube quickly and liberally mixed with a lot of scotch whiskey. Tell the IRS to go f___ themselves and say your goodbyes to anyone you care about.
There is no should. Just have a weapon handy if you don't like jail.
Then the world is your oyster.
Dammit. Just overloaded my sarcasm meter. *orders new batch of meters*
The sandwich eats you.
Left to right
If you like, as long as you're turning your head in that direction
With their mouth.
No, near your azzhole.