They would be surprised and shocked that I wasn't the man they knew.
Is this one o' those fetish questions that if I answer innocently enough, I am unknowingly contributing to some crazy oily jerk off fantasy you have? No thanks, I gave up perverts this morning<br />
EDIT: Oh, I do apologize. One can never tell these days, this site is full of unsavory, Satanistic ruffians looking for a hootchie mama thrill!