im sure you are not serious, she IS your wife after all , have you not been naked together ?
Insert tab A into slot B. Repeat as necessary :-p
if you do not know how to have sex im sure you can google it...LOL
Stripping off slowly and doing it in ur own way.. I suggest. Your wife ofcourse. Your gift of a **** or something Nd she will be happy with ur uniqueness. Comeon ..be brave enough to decide upon urself.. Ur no ******* kid i suppose.
I know my dentist, doctor, and accountant have "procedures", but ******* my woman most certainly has no procedure. Put what is sticking out into what is sticking in after a thorough rubbing of her liking. Sort of like salting to taste.