It took integrity and Vodka
We are going to need some lengths of wood, box of matches, several assorted wheels, a large pot of coffee, loads of nuts and bolts, a few tools, and a day to figure out what the hell we are doing !!! Oh, and a bag of donuts !!
Just turn this way and I will turn that way ^^
Simple. A crow bar, a belt, duct tape, and a hacksaw. Especially the duct tape, I honestly cannot stress it enough.
Texas? duct tape..lol