If you are a panda a lifetime.
As others have said, the swelling goes down in a couple of days. Ice it to help. Then the problem is the discolouration which can last at least a week or more depending upon the severity. Concealer and dark glasses help. Also a baseball bat and a restraining order will help prevent them in the future. Don't ask.
Mine lasted two weeks till all the discoloration went away. Then it still looked a bit yellowy, but I could hide it with makeup.
About a week or so.
Tell me who it is as Ned will take him out for you
a few days and then it turns other yucky colours..
The swelling will go down after a few days love, then use a good concealer!