This question has stumped people for years. Part of the reason is the amount on any given day varies greatly with the seasons and the metabolisms of individual woodchucks. Modern Internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real-time which are given below. <br />
Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved and remember, woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Firefox as your browser.... Internet Explorer scares them!<br />
Average amount chucked in a given day is 167 cords of wood.<br />
Average amount chucked in a given hour is 624 cords of wood.<br />
Record high chucked is 3140 cords on 6-15-1996!
With the popularity of pellet stoves hammering the firewood market, he should chuck the wood-chucking business and start 20 trillion dollar bank with no actual assets and get some of that govt bail-out money.
I really think we need to determine first if a woodchuck could really chuck wood, if he wanted to. I mean if he really can't chuck wood, then why would a woodchuck be called a wood-chuck if a woodchuck in fact couldn't chuck wood. Now if we take for granted that a woodchuck really could chuck wood I think it would depend on how much wood is available to the woodchuck, what types of wood the woodchuck would have to choose from and how much time he would have to chuck the wood. oohhhh, my head hurts...
woodchucks cant chuck wood silly!
is he a strong woodchuck ?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?<br />
If he chucked alot he'd probably UPchuck!!!!
do you want that in cubic meters, cubic feet or cords?
Depends on the Lesbian I guess?