First, they'll have to blame George W. Bush for the bulb going out in the first place. Next, a blue-ribbon panel will have to be convened to study the ramifications of changing or not changing the light bulb. Then, an environmental impact group will approve the correct wattage bulb to comply with "green" standards. The Congressional Black Caucus will weigh in to ask why all light bulbs are white. Then the government workers will have to be scheduled to do the actual work after they've voted themselves a pay increase.
In essence, this bulb's never going to get changed.
lol no kidding!
They don't change it, they just sit around and blame Bush for the dark!
A number equal to the number of republicans it takes to change a light bulb. The difference between the two parties really is like splitting hairs.
I like your answer!
First they need a union thug to threaten "to take these sons of ******* out" when someone see there's a jobs problem and reasons out a solution, the Democrats refuses to see the light, so they demand new light bulbs, made in China. The Demwits decide the new bulbs will need green electricity; spend more than .5 billion to hire 1100 people to make green electricity. The green electricty maker goes belly up. 1100 more unemployed!
Then there's the strange raid on Gibson Guitars Corp. An agent of the US government suggest to the CEO that his problems would go away if he moved to Madagascar and used Madagascar labor instead of American labor. What's going on with the Demwits!
Illegals can be hired to change bulbs; will send money back to Mexico; improving its economy, thereby lessning the push of more Mexicans to come north. With the higher birthrate the 30,000,000 here will make the Demwits the only political party in 15 more years and who cares if the bulbs ever gets changed!
You need to learn a few Actual facts about the Gibson Guitar Raid history, that being the history of the banning of the import of select protected wood harvested illegally by gibson contract with apparent gibson knowledge. Time will tell, but only if you listen to the real news, instead of the second hand garbage handed out on a.m. radio.
The facts are that the US justice department was trying to enforce a Indian export law. And the Obama administration did suggest that Gibson Guitar should move it's jobs to India!
So when did the US Justice department start enforcing foreign laws and why does The Obama administration want more Jobs shipped overseas? Did Gibson guitar donate money to the Republicans?
They bring in a unspecified number of union thugs to strike against the darkness. and demand that a Republican do something about it.
We'll never know, because Congress won't let them.
How many Democrats should it take to change a light bulb?
How many Citizens should be allowed to choose?
(adapted from ceolas.net)
first someone will make a motion to change the bulb then The House will block it, the Senate will filibuster it, and The President will Veto it, so it will never get done, but it will be the subject of hundreds of hours of TV , radio, newspaper, and magazine coverage of both parties blaming each other for it.
Only one, but Boehnhead will demand he kiss his backside first.
I dont care for *****-sucking* right wingers, you sound like a right wingh *****-sucker*
Man! The face of an angel and the mouth of old sailor!
so what's the difference between a right wing **** sucker and a left wing **** sucker?
As many as it takes Belgian (sick joke).
They are still witing for the Goverment to assign someone to change it for them.So since the are waiting as a group it takes all of them
It takes a village
cant be done