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    EbonyLady - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by EbonyLady Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:55AM

    None. Get a man to do it!

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8 Answers to "How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

  1. sumnerkagan - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by sumnerkagan Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:57AM

    12.
    -One to screw it in,
    -one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
    -one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
    -one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
    -one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
    -one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
    -one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
    -one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
    -one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
    -one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
    -one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
    -one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary, using a computer and camera that men invented.

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  2. Ketsan - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by Ketsan Jan 5th, 2013 at 12:02PM

    BA right there.

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  3. ray1961 - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by ray1961 Feb 12th, 2013 at 10:40PM

    that is thee best answer to any question that has been asked on EP

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  4. cooney55 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by cooney55 Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:56AM

    Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to berate the stupid assed male that installed the fixture to begin with.

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  5. MyShaddow - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by MyShaddow Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:56AM

    Feminists don't "Screw"! thats a word men use! Pig! Ha!

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  6. ray1961 - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by ray1961 Feb 12th, 2013 at 10:43PM

    How many Sedona AZ residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. they are all already enlightened.

    You know, Vortexes, palm reading, new age etc.

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  7. ProvidentialParlance - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by ProvidentialParlance Jan 5th, 2013 at 12:04PM

    2. One to do it and the other to talk about how oppressive to women the word, "screw," is.

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  8. AdamInChains - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by AdamInChains Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:55AM

    Feminist do not screw in light bulbs.

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  9. Tummytocker - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by Tummytocker Jan 5th, 2013 at 11:55AM

    I haven't heard the term 'feminist' for ages.... Is that label still necessary?

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  10. Tummytocker - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by Tummytocker Jan 5th, 2013 at 12:14PM

    Very true....!

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