How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a human? Hmmm?

It depends on how enlightened you want said human to be..

Hi misslucero
How many gardeners does it take to screw in a bulb? That many.
:)

how many watts in the light bulb are we talking about?

where are you screwing said light-bulbs in????...lol....

Depends on how "bright" you want them to be.

wow...My brain is hot..ouch...

man or woman? yes it matters. two or three i guess.

the standard 3 of course one to figure out where the human should be screwed in one with the knowlege to adjust the aformentioned things such as level of enlightenment, emoinal intellegenc, raw iq aptitude for a varietry of subjets ratio of lightbulb watage to all these things

if a man one person to explain the logic and need for the process hold them down if nessicary or hold their hand through the process

if a woman someone to engage her brains throughout the proceddure to make sure it takes properly or to emply enough diistraction as not to cause trauma

Three male bulbs to do the work,.........one female bulb.... to organize, supervise and finish the project. I'd say four all together.