I'd love to have eaten Valentine's pie :)
on her day ~ or any other day ;)
Yes I ate Valentine's ******** from my gf again this year. She **** so hard when I eat her after we **** how could I not?
Chances are you have no gf.
Fact is, you post about things and people you don't know about. As far as a girlfriend, you don't sound like a good one now, but maybe you'll mature. Have nice day and good luck with the PMS.
I'm asexual due to birth defects, I don't have PMS. I don't menstruate. A moment ago I said chances are you have no girlfriend. Now it's no longer chances. Now I'm certain you're single. As for "maturing", that's just regular people speak for selling out. Making a good girlfriend means basically doing whatever other people want, not bothering to care about yourself. So yeah, I think I'll commit suicide before I turn into a middles zombie drone, AKA a girlfriend. Good luck with being a pathetic loser.
I'm sorry for your condition, but why attack other people you don't know with negative insulting posts? You have no clue about me but you continue to speculate. Are you trying to anger me? As for your assessment of a girlfriend, I have to pity you.
Where the hell did all these people come from?!
I'm only here to say **** like "Burned!" and "Oh damn!" I'm just goofing off.
Chloe, you're a nut. But I love you anyways.
You are sweetheart Bab4U. There is no point in arguing with someone who clearly just wants to argue about what she knows nothing about. I actually fell sorry for her. No only has she shown herself as a fool in her posts, she'll never experience the pleasures of uninhibited nasty sex like eating the pie. I'm so happy that you are grinning riding the bus.
... mature cream...............
Oh DAMN! She just flamed you!
She sounds like a badass girlfriend to me. Smart, strong, and she doesn't deal with stupid ****. How would you know what a good girlfriend was anyways? You've never had one. She's a hell of a lot more mature than you. You lie online claiming that you had sex with someone who doesn't exist. You're in your forties for god's sake, grow some balls already!
Didn't get to. ...):
I just spent a nice long while kissing, licking, sucking and nibbling on her **** n nipples as I rubbed my **** up and down her ***** lips until she was nice and wet and then slid slowly balls deep into her and ****** her until we came. MMMMMMM what a way to end a perfect night.
What's Valentine's pie?
Oh, cream pie? Nasty. Those aren't for eating.
Oh no they aren't.
Sure they are. If your woman asks you to eat her cream pie, and you love her, cream pies are for eating. You are right though it is a nasty thing to do.
typical EP kindergarten policing :(