1, lol! Unless fleas count too, in that case 123,978,201.
Well, there's only the 2, but one's pregnant, and you know how fleas are... :oP
Three dogs, six cats, two chickens and some fish.
The chickens are pets but they also work.
4 aka children
1 dog, 2 cats, 1 fish, 1 toad, 2 rats, 3 hamsters, 1 snake, 3 lizards, 1 hedgehog. And I may of left some out!
3 cats, a dog, 4 hens, 5 budgies..
And 4 kids... and a husband..
I have one rabbit, but I have all but adopted my neighbor's dog.
The dog was neglected on a chain all summer, and I couldn't stand it. I went over, introduced myself, and asked for permission to walk her daily. The owners said yes, so now I walk her, feed her, fill her water bucket, bake her treats from scratch, and teach her tricks every day. I also provide the straw for her dog house (insulation against the cold) and just bought her a harness today so she can stop choking herself on her collar when we run together. So I kind of feel like she is my dog too. lol
I have 1 cat and 2 kids.
My wife has one, ME!
I have zero pets - Not counting lice. ;)
I hope you have zero INCLUDING lice.
... Home alone.