$1,230 in my wallet right now in liquid cash that you forced me to count! And, of course, some lint that I'm hoping I can make a trade with.
Oh, wait!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you a robber? Aaahh. I meant to say, "nothing. I only carry credit cards and I'm all tapped out. Please take my bills if you need to steal from me. Thanks."
Oh. Wow. Aaahh. hmm... I file my taxes properly every year. Sometimes I like to carry around a little spending money just in case I have to put a deposit down on something. I won't forget to itemize all of my money that I carry with me. It makes it's rounds through my bank so I can show proof of assets, that way you can tax me on everything fairly. I deduct only what is allowed on my taxes and I pay accordingly. Please audit me whenever you'd see fit. I have nothing to hide from the Government! By the way, would you like to come inside for some tea and a nice chat on the economy? :)
*opening my safe* *looking at the bundles of cash* Give me a hour or two to count them up...
More than 5 hours later... Still counting... That's because I had to do recounts three times and may need to do a fourth. I think I should work for Florida Elections in 2016.
None at the moment
In a wallet, silly.
It's a NICE wallet---ostrich leather. (Or shouldn't I have mentioned that?)
Oooh! Bad chipmunk! Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
:'( It was a gift, honest
None, i never carry cash because that gives me a reason to spend money. I only carry my credit/debit card
3500.00 as i am going to look at a SVT mustang for sale
the 2003 mustang was a clone vin was not that of a SVT unit not was the motor the correct motor even for a clone
it was a clone not real VIN was not correct
Zero cents at the moment. Wearing night clothes for sleeping.