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ezygoin52 ezygoin52 56-60, M 14 Answers Nov 8, 2012 in Parenting & Family

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$1,230 in my wallet right now in liquid cash that you forced me to count! And, of course, some lint that I'm hoping I can make a trade with.

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Oh, wait!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you a robber? Aaahh. I meant to say, "nothing. I only carry credit cards and I'm all tapped out. Please take my bills if you need to steal from me. Thanks."

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No, I'm with the government.

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Oh. Wow. Aaahh. hmm... I file my taxes properly every year. Sometimes I like to carry around a little spending money just in case I have to put a deposit down on something. I won't forget to itemize all of my money that I carry with me. It makes it's rounds through my bank so I can show proof of assets, that way you can tax me on everything fairly. I deduct only what is allowed on my taxes and I pay accordingly. Please audit me whenever you'd see fit. I have nothing to hide from the Government! By the way, would you like to come inside for some tea and a nice chat on the economy? :)

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:)

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*opening my safe* *looking at the bundles of cash* Give me a hour or two to count them up...

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Need any Help? :D

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lol

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More than 5 hours later... Still counting... That's because I had to do recounts three times and may need to do a fourth. I think I should work for Florida Elections in 2016.

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None at the moment

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Where do chipmunks carry their money when they have some?

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In a wallet, silly.

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lolllllllllllll xD

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Double LOL'ed.

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It's a NICE wallet---ostrich leather. (Or shouldn't I have mentioned that?)

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Oooh! Bad chipmunk! Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

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:'( It was a gift, honest

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crocodile tears. :0

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None, i never carry cash because that gives me a reason to spend money. I only carry my credit/debit card

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3500.00 as i am going to look at a SVT mustang for sale

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Good luck. :)

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the 2003 mustang was a clone vin was not that of a SVT unit not was the motor the correct motor even for a clone

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it was a clone not real VIN was not correct

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:(

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Zero cents at the moment. Wearing night clothes for sleeping.

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$5.00

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coin purse full of change........my BINGO money... :))

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LOOK AT ALL THEM PENNIES!!!

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ahahahaha.......yep

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$10

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