Just give it a bottle and go to the bar. It should be fine for the night
I know and that is because people can't take a joke #peoplesuck
I found it clever #you'rebrilliant
If you care about him/her, none.
No glass, no mountain dew to a new borne. Kids are not suppose to drink **** before they are five years old, four is the youngest. If you do give a newborne, the child might end up dead and it would be on you. So for your own freedom, don't give it mountain dew unless you yearn to kill it and seek a lifetime in prison (as they have in america for anything at all)
Does not mater, a baby can't really speak. If he likes it or not does not mean you should give it to him. Act right with your child.
Act right is all I will say. Don't neglect your child, just because of what you think is right. Do things because you know they are right. A baby needs milk. It helps build up resistance against disease. If you don't give the child milk, it might die, or get weary week immune system. Your child could die of anything, if not from drinking mountain dew the first years of his life, then later from any disease.
wait until the child is 4-5 years
No, 4-5 years
Please do. It's the right thing to do.
because your a good parent, and good parents do the right thing even if it makes the child cry. They will thank you when they grow up
I don't know with americans.... I do hope you realize that was not a serious statement
Don't be, the world is still round... it's not like a spoon will suddenly reflect the right way all of a sudden.
If you find that confusing, that means you don't tend to look at the reflection in the spoon. O_o