chuck norris would chuck the wood chuck whether the wood chuck could chuck wood or not
None, Chuck breaks his own.
All the wood in the universe, including morning wood.
*humps you enthusiastically*
*turns into a giant black tiger and roars*
*pins you down and licks your beautiful face*
*cries too and is sorry for hurting you* :(
bad idea. Only Chuck Norris can chuck Chuck Norris.