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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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none...he would be restricted by government rules and tree huggers interfering with his right to chuck wood.
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Posted Aug 3rd, 2009 at 8:14AM
LOL... what Orien said.....
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Posted Jul 26th, 2009 at 7:36PM
on a scale of 1 to purple. emm about orange
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Posted Jul 26th, 2009 at 7:36PM
That would depend on the Beer supply he had access to. Every woodsman knows that a "well oiled" woodchuck is much more productive than a dry one.
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Posted Jul 26th, 2009 at 7:25PM
None, if I get ahold of the one living under my house.
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Posted Jul 26th, 2009 at 7:32PM
hehe orien you crack me up!!
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Posted Jul 26th, 2009 at 8:12PM
Who says he even could?
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