A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If the woodchuck was Chuck Norris the answer would be all of it.<br />
Chuck Norris would chuck all of the wood then roundhouse someone.
How many times was this question asked if a question could be asked???
NOW THATS GONNA MAKE CHUCK NORRIS KILL U AGAIN.
1 cord of wood, just ask any woodchuck!
Theres no limit if a woodchuck would chuck wood who am i to limit it.