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FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42 36-40, M 12 Answers Nov 13, 2012 in Hobbies

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no wood. the wood would chuck itself out of fear

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a chuckful of wood..

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All of it.

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A friend asked Chuck Norris to help him chop wood in the forest near his home.<br />
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Norris agreed, and the two headed off into the forest.<br />
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After a few minutes, Norris turned to his buddy and said, "Hey - what's the axe for?"

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Chuck Norris's beard would do all of the chuckin

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Zero. Zip. Zilch. And then, they would've sent the Delta Force to the rescue.

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I'm not quite sure, but he had better bring a flashlight and some batteries because we are due for 1000 years of darkness according to Chuck and his wife.

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all the wood that chuck norris can woodchuck so in other words all the wood in earth

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Not much ... Not worth the time..

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No wood only crunches:-)

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