a chuckful of wood..
All of it.
A friend asked Chuck Norris to help him chop wood in the forest near his home.<br />
Norris agreed, and the two headed off into the forest.<br />
After a few minutes, Norris turned to his buddy and said, "Hey - what's the axe for?"
Chuck Norris's beard would do all of the chuckin
Zero. Zip. Zilch. And then, they would've sent the Delta Force to the rescue.
I'm not quite sure, but he had better bring a flashlight and some batteries because we are due for 1000 years of darkness according to Chuck and his wife.
all the wood that chuck norris can woodchuck so in other words all the wood in earth
Not much ... Not worth the time..
No wood only crunches:-)