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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck was chuck norris?

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5 Answers to "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the woodchuck was chuck norris?"

  1. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by iguanachips Oct 6th, 2011 at 7:05AM

    Can Chuck Norris still get wood at his age?

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  2. Libertyguy44 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Libertyguy44 Oct 6th, 2011 at 9:24AM

    Chuck norris does not chuck wood - he makes it do it itself

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  3. PapAdder - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by PapAdder Oct 6th, 2011 at 8:08AM

    ALL of it. Twice.

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  4. SelangorNight - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by SelangorNight Oct 6th, 2011 at 7:12AM

    How would a wood duck duck a wood dock if a wood duck could duck wood ducks?

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  5. raburcke - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by raburcke Oct 6th, 2011 at 7:04AM

    I think that Mister Norris would be more sensible than to chuck wood.

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