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TrikkiNikki TrikkiNikki 31-35, F 8 Answers Jan 14, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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if you ask SIRI on the Iphone siri says a woodchuck is actually a beaver or something

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Isn't Chuck Norris in a retirement home yet?

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:-) made me laugh

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Kung Fool

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Non much. A quick look at Chuck and that woodchuck would upchuck

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So he would chuck wood at Norris for making him upchuck. Makes sense.

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A little off topic, but it reminds me of a line from a Vonnegut novel....
"Goodness me, the clock has struck! Alackaday, and **** my luck!"

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hmmm.....I guarantee I did not use the **** key when I typed that. Looks like the curse police have ruined a bit of great literature.

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Slaughterhouse 5!
The rhythm and rhyme makes me think of limericks..... There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Enough to break a face.

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Ouch :-)

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Zombie.

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>:| Kill yourself.

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