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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

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Asked By: TrikkiNikki 31-35, F  4 months ago

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    CAJohn - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by CAJohn Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:30PM

    Non much. A quick look at Chuck and that woodchuck would upchuck

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  1. TrikkiNikki - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by TrikkiNikki Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:33PM

    So he would chuck wood at Norris for making him upchuck. Makes sense.

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  2. CAJohn - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by CAJohn Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:36PM

    A little off topic, but it reminds me of a line from a Vonnegut novel.... "Goodness me, the clock has struck! Alackaday, and **** my luck!"

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6 Answers to "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?"

  1. goodman72 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by goodman72 Jan 18th, 2013 at 12:30AM

    if you ask SIRI on the Iphone siri says a woodchuck is actually a beaver or something

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  2. Osiris96 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Osiris96 Jan 15th, 2013 at 12:21AM

    Isn't Chuck Norris in a retirement home yet?

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  3. TrikkiNikki - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by TrikkiNikki Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:44PM

    :-) made me laugh

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  4. Osiris96 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by Osiris96 Jan 15th, 2013 at 12:21AM

    Kung Fool

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  5. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Mittons Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:28PM

    Enough to break a face.

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  6. TrikkiNikki - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by TrikkiNikki Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:29PM

    Ouch :-)

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  7. 555calif - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by 555calif Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:57PM

    Zombie.

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  8. KeezyDerp - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by KeezyDerp Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:29PM

    >:| Kill yourself.

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