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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? seriously he has a gun to my head

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    1blujay - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by 1blujay Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:03PM

    Did you clean the house yet?

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  1. Killtom - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by Killtom Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:06PM

    no! mom, i hate you! I'll never be cool in school .... (then he slams the door) lol just a little ... today is my day off.... i'm going to enjoy it.

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  2. 1blujay - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by 1blujay Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:30PM

    Ok then, Enjoy!

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10 Answers to "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? seriously he has a gun to my head"

  1. LakeMist - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by LakeMist Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:16PM

    But a wood chuck can't chuck wood since there is a "IF" in your question about chucking wood. :p

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  2. Killtom - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by Killtom Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:22PM

    it a conditional statement, therefore, it is either-or

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  3. LakeMist - 56-60 years old - female

    Reply by LakeMist Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:24PM

    he still can't chuck wood :p

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  4. jagerjess - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by jagerjess Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:11PM

    Well if a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood would a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood dont know

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  5. orchid00 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by orchid00 Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:01PM

    Alot probably but way more if he had a woodpecker as a friend!

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  6. RodneyTrotter - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by RodneyTrotter Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:01PM

    Why isn't a finished building called a built? Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
    There's a couple more to ask later.

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  7. stevez24 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by stevez24 Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:00PM

    ? ...According to his weight , 3 lbs!

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  8. faeryflutterthe1andonly - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by faeryflutterthe1andonly Jan 10th, 2013 at 5:00PM

    10 times his body weight...you do the math! :-)

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  9. Experienced321 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Experienced321 Jan 10th, 2013 at 4:59PM

    a cord and hour

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  10. deltadon - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by deltadon Jan 10th, 2013 at 4:59PM

    none......i think he's gonna make you do it

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  11. ilovenellyxoxo - 13-15 years old

    Posted by ilovenellyxoxo Jan 10th, 2013 at 4:59PM

    :-O 42

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