As I get older things like trampolining naked become a high risk sport for fear of smashing myself in the face...
Every time I see you.
Only once when playing Tennis
when i m not having my undies on .......
every time i walk
Every minute of the day
I rub them quite a bit but I don't bounce them very often.
every time...after being kicked skyward by pointy high heels
every time i slam them against the wall
as often as your ****
Depends on on the time between you flicking them as hard as you can and me hitting the floor
routinely, thank you for asking....more so now than in my youth....does that please you?