roll around in glitter and stalk mentally vulnerable below IQ chicks ;)
bill compton has to suck you until you die and wake as a blood thirsty baby vampire.
You are watching too much vampire movies..
You have to get bitten by a vampire...obviously
Get a job with the IRS.
Buy Skyrim. Then you can get infected with vampirism. :D
ive got skyrim. OMG IM A VAMPIRE!!!