this question made me laugh
I think it's illegal in 3 states to answer this question.
You need a partner who is willing to suckle you every 4 t0n 5 hours for 15 ton20 minutes at a time. Feeding is a full time commitment just as it would be if you had a new born child to feed. It is not something you can induce quickly it takes time and dedication. However the reward for your perseverance is well worth it. An ANR relationship is one of the closest relationship you can have. Even if you do not produce much/or any milk the act of trying is the most wonderful experience.
Why would you want to do that. have you seen the professor in scary movie 2 is that what you really want?