Try being LIKE me and just shouting RANDOM words at him until he leaves!!!
guy: Hi, how are you
Her: TACO, CHEESE, GREEN
Guy: * puts hands up, takes out wallet, Puts on floor and cautiously leaves.
talk about yourself or ask him questions about himself.
People love to talk about themselves.Ask him what he likes,use some questions from here.
Be yourself and listen.........cause people love to talk about themselves....
I'd say something like "I'm great, but see that car over there? I wonder what the heck happened to his front fender?" That's not what someone is expecting, which I find jolts the conversation along nicely.
Just talk about life, lol what you're doing, what you're into, anything really. As long as it isn't a 3-5 word response, it has hope for a good convo.
throw in a joke or two
say a bunch of sad random stuff and then say so how's your day?<br />
Ex: person: Hi How are u?<br />
Me: well, my pet rat died, im jobless, I have no home, and my girlfriend left me..... so how's ur day <br />
if he doesn't have a sense of humor, he isn't right for u