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    ob1kenobe - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by ob1kenobe Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:34PM

    Tell them you charge by the minute and want payment in advance.

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18 Answers to "How to torment a telemarketer?"

  1. Michelle0001 - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by Michelle0001 Dec 4th, 2012 at 8:28AM

    Tell them to hold on a minute, then set the phone by the tv and walk away. It is amazing how long many will stay on the line.

    Another idea, if you have a two or three year old, hand them the phone. My son used to talk like crazy to them while I stood there giggling :)

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  2. WetCoupleBigD - 51-55 years old

    Posted by WetCoupleBigD Dec 4th, 2012 at 8:44AM

    A friend of mine says when he gets a telemarketing call and the caller is male, the first thing he says, in kind of a breathy voice, is "what are you wearing?" Says he's never had one NOT immediately hang up! :)

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  3. looking4realdeal - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by looking4realdeal Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    keep the conversation going, asking them annoying questions, talking about whatever they are trying to sell, make them lower the price, get a great deal, then tell them you're not interested. hehe :)

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  4. Blott - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Blott Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    'do you like the job you are doing ?', ' would you like to work for me?'

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  5. lickitysplit - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by lickitysplit Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    The really annoying ones I string along until they try to close the sale, then tell them I was never interested, just wanted to waste some time.

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  6. chimbie88 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by chimbie88 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    Tell them you are busy atm and then ask them if you can call them back on their home number when they are home..

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  7. juicylucy69 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by juicylucy69 Dec 4th, 2012 at 9:59AM

    Hang up at once.

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  8. Hiddenheart101 - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Hiddenheart101 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:50PM

    Tell them they just reached Homeland Security and now you would like to ask them some questions

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  9. loveispatient34 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by loveispatient34 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:37PM

    hey i know what you can the next time a telemarketer calls you - when they call you and they ask you how are you today - you tell them i am so glad you asked
    because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems and you know my arthritis is acting up and my dog just died.

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  10. cpgnatly - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by cpgnatly Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:37PM

    Keep asking about their product and ask for details on some of the more mundane and obvious parts of it.

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  11. atadir - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by atadir Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:36PM

    moan and breath heavy

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  12. wolflionheart - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by wolflionheart Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:36PM

    beep ... you have reached the wolf residence, to speak to the head of the household please press 1 ... beep you have reached the phone of the head of household, to speak to his cellphone please press 2 ... beep you have reach the cellphone of the head of household, to state the date you wish to complete the transaction please press 3 ... beep you have reached the transaction line, to state the address you wish to send the transaction from please press 4 ... beep i'm sorry but that address is not recognized

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  13. PrivateLegit - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by PrivateLegit Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    While they're talking; dial numbers continuously...then say "I can't hear you; must be a bad connection"...lol

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  14. Wilbury - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Wilbury Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:34PM

    Why bother? It is just someone trying to do their job.

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  15. baydog2013 - 61-65 years old - female

    Reply by baydog2013 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:35PM

    not when i ask them to stop calling.

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  16. Makessense - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by Makessense Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:34PM

    I always start by saying "wait . . . have you read my novel "Drunken Duck" available on Amazon and if you want a personal signed copy you can buy one from me personally at a discount?"

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  17. JustPlainBarb - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by JustPlainBarb Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:32PM

    I just hang up on them and report them to the National Do Not Call list I'm registered with.

    I wouldn't waste my time with them.

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  18. kindacurious2 - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by kindacurious2 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:44PM

    That only works if you have never done any business in the past with the company calling you. You have to then be removed from their calling list. If it is a reputable company they will remove your name with no issues!

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  19. JustPlainBarb - 56-60 years old - female

    Reply by JustPlainBarb Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:26PM

    If I've done business with them before, I would have already have asked to not be called in the future. Reputable companies give you the chance to opt out of marketing calls. I was referring to telemarketers who have no reason to call other than to fish for business. They take the chance when they cold call people that their calls will not be favorably received. We pay monthly for an unlisted phone number and don't care to waste our time speaking to them. We never buy anything someone is selling over the phone.

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  20. magnumbunny - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by magnumbunny Dec 3rd, 2012 at 3:32PM

    answer their questions by repeating what they just asked you

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