Act like a guy. You know body noises, looking over your shoulder at someone of the opposite sex walking while your driving 55 mph, watch some activity one TV they arn't interested in like how to sew a quilt or knit a hat, cook peanut butter and jelly fried sandwhiches 6 days a week and drink beer on the 7th. I'm just teasing guys!- Kinda.

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haha. cute

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Mention his in-laws or his date's parents before having it off.

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Tell him you want a celibate marriage. If that doesn't work, tell him you want to castrate him to make sure at least he remains celibate.

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hahaha

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tell him you want to be friends first.

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Tell him you want to get married right away, have scads of kids and live with your parents and nurse them in their old age. If he doesnt run hes either dead or insane.

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haha

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fart, then scratch your *** and sniff with a longing moan

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LOL

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Unplug him

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joker! hahahahaha

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*wink*

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one long watery queef

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kinda nasty

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blow up his phone.....and don't stop.....

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Eat chili then wait about 30 min

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