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How to you define old people

'OLD' is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot!

'OLD' is when... A $exy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' is when... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' is when.... You don't care where your spouse goes ... Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' is when.. 'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today

'OLD' is when... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car ... In the parking lot.

'OLD' is when... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes! Have a good day!

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  1. FordPrefect42 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by FordPrefect42 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:06AM

    "Old" will always be 20 years older than I am...all the way up until these jokes become a check list ;-) lol

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  2. Spann0r - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Spann0r Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:02AM

    'OLD' is when... Even you children have children!


    ... oh wait, that really does happen to people...

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  3. rolo65 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by rolo65 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:01AM

    Old is a state of mind until you lose your mind.

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  4. SelangorNight - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by SelangorNight Dec 3rd, 2012 at 4:58AM

    When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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  5. niksal - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by niksal Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:30AM

    old is what happens to everyone other than me..

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  6. freeed - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by freeed Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:09AM

    Just look at me

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  7. Catslove - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by Catslove Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:05AM

    Anybody over 200.

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  8. Hypnotia - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Hypnotia Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:02AM

    Old is when you remember buying the first Cold Chisel album :)

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  9. NedKelly1 - male

    Reply by NedKelly1 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:06AM

    I go back to Deep Purple / Cold Chisel should have rocked the world

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  10. Steven46 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Steven46 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 4:57AM

    Old is over 50.

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  11. neuilly - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by neuilly Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:28AM

    Old is when you become tiresome, morbid, lifeless in mind and humor.

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