How to you define old people
'OLD' is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot!
'OLD' is when... A $exy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' is when... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' is when.... You don't care where your spouse goes ... Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' is when.. 'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today
'OLD' is when... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car ... In the parking lot.
'OLD' is when... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes! Have a good day!
10 Answers to "How to you define old people"
Posted by FordPrefect42 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:06AM
"Old" will always be 20 years older than I am...all the way up until these jokes become a check list ;-) lol
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Posted by Spann0r Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:02AM
'OLD' is when... Even you children have children!
... oh wait, that really does happen to people...
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Posted by rolo65 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:01AM
Old is a state of mind until you lose your mind.
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Posted by SelangorNight Dec 3rd, 2012 at 4:58AM
When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night
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Posted by niksal Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:30AM
old is what happens to everyone other than me..
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Posted by freeed Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:09AM
Just look at me
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Posted by Catslove Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:05AM
Anybody over 200.
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Posted by Hypnotia Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:02AM
Old is when you remember buying the first Cold Chisel album :)
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Reply by NedKelly1 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:06AM
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Posted by Steven46 Dec 3rd, 2012 at 4:57AM
Old is over 50.
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Posted by neuilly Dec 3rd, 2012 at 5:28AM
Old is when you become tiresome, morbid, lifeless in mind and humor.
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