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'OLD' is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot! 'OLD' is when... A $exy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door! 'OLD' is when... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' is when.... You don't care where your spouse goes ... Just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' is when.. 'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today 'OLD' is when... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car ... In the parking lot. 'OLD' is when... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes! Have a good day!
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 15 Answers Dec 3, 2012 in Community

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"Old" will always be 20 years older than I am...all the way up until these jokes become a check list ;-) lol

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'OLD' is when... Even you children have children!<br />
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... oh wait, that really does happen to people...

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When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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old is what happens to everyone other than me..

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Just look at me

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Old is when you remember buying the first Cold Chisel album :)

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I go back to Deep Purple / Cold Chisel should have rocked the world

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Old is when you become tiresome, morbid, lifeless in mind and humor.

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