"Old" will always be 20 years older than I am...all the way up until these jokes become a check list ;-) lol
'OLD' is when... Even you children have children!
... oh wait, that really does happen to people...
When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night
old is what happens to everyone other than me..
Just look at me
Anybody over 200.
Old is when you remember buying the first Cold Chisel album :)
Old is when you become tiresome, morbid, lifeless in mind and humor.