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How valid do you think this is?

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong; One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks; One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when I spend, won't be annoyed.
One who'll pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me a queen, a man who loves to cook and clean.
Pray this man will love no other, and relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me golfing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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LOL, I think men and women's sterotypes are a load of BS in reality. Men in my experience are always looking for commitment and love and calling all the time. I think that women's stereotypes are very sad, I don't know any women looking for rich guys to take care of them. Women can be in a relationship for the sex just as much as men as well. I find men are looking for the same things in a realtionship as women, someone to understand them and love them.

Posted 3 months ago

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Cosreal	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 12:06PM lol. I don't know but it's funny. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Jujalee	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 12:10PM hahah I'm a fan Rated: +1Vote for this!
ZombieKitty	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 12:29PM That's funny. Thanks for sharing. Rated: +1Vote for this!
avalonleppard	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 12:31PM I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaa Excellent, total genious....... Rated: +1Vote for this!
maskedmenace	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:14PM Both r not invalid.. man's is completely invalid and women in the poem expects man to be handsome,loving,patient,considerate,rich,servant,strong and cook..omg..this is surreal...u can find no man with all these qualities.. so invalid again...too much to ask for Rated: +1Vote for this!
Angeleyes777	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:18PM Well if someone was having a bad day this would def cheer them up. Thanks for that! Rated: +1Vote for this!
LittleLena	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:19PM I like the first part; the second one I found it offensive. Rated: +1Vote for this!
rusted	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:34PM It looks like one of those horror poems. Too close to real life. Rated: +1Vote for this!
strawberrybunny	Posted Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:35PM The first poem is definitely valid for me lol! The second I wouldn't know because i'm not a man. Both made me smile : ) Rated: +1Vote for this!

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