I wouldn't. That's the best way. ;D
The proper way?
Probably tie you up and keep you plugged with my seed in between times I am dumping my seed into y our fertile little *****
With a pair of tweezers and a squiggy.
the impregnating would be the only fun part...paying 18 years child support for the baby would suck
impregnating is easy, birth is the hard part
By not wearing protection...