i.e. in the middle of giving a presentation at work, or having a chat around the water cooler with co-workers. How do you think you'd react to it happening? Lol, how would you try to cover up your mishap? =P
When you get passed 40 never trust a fart and if it happend to me I would have to make an excuse to leave and go wash and get clean clothes, what else could you do? just stand there with sh*t in your pants?