Like a kid with ADD it can be all over the place. With random out burst of humor and pervertedness.
Good answer. If I was twenty years younger I'd be after you like a chicken on a June bug
Lol haven't heard that one before
Silly, but never mean to others. I can't stand people who pretend their cruelty is 'just a joke'.
I wish my ignoranus family were like you. They make me really mad sometimes.
All humour is cruel and opinionated. Directed at others it's not funny to others. Directed at oneself others find it funny.
No, humor does not have to be cruel at all. It doesn't have to be "directed" at anyone. I believe God himself has a wonderful sense of humor.
Love the late very great Rodney Dangerfield.<br />
My wife can't cook. I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark.<br />
My kids grew up thinking the smoke alarm was the dinner bell.<br />
I opened the front door, my wife was standing there in her underwear. And she was coming home.
One of the greats. I loved him in the movie where he played a 'Regular Guy' who's bowling shirt and baggy pants became a fashion rage.
Don't think I saw that one. I'll look for it. Thanks
It's either golfing-in-the-snow bad, or I-just-came amazing
Sarcastic, dark, offensive, and censored by absolutely nothing. I'll say just about anything to make myself laugh. My humor is jagged and crass, I make jokes about everything from sex to religion to politics to racism, gay jokes, sexist jokes, ageist jokes...the more insulting the better.
Random as hell
if you can't laugh at least once a day ? Don't bother getting out of bed - the world doesn't need you :-)
Its when, after you make love to your wife, and you ask her, 'was it good'? And she says, "Yes, it was good!"' the rolls over and adds whispering "for nothing!"
haha I like that
An acquired taste
Dry, a little sarcastic, occasionally bawdy (but not crude).
I'm like Louis C.K when it comes to my sense of humor. I really don't care who's around, my jokes are gonna be racist, sexual, innapropriate, and rude. If you don't find it funny then there is something wrong with you.
Dark and sarcastic.. not many people get it.
Kicking a dead horse with its own leg
dry as dirt