Aroused. (Forgive me, but that one was impossible to resist.)
I would unblindfold you, tell you to see for yourself and not blame you if you reblindfold yourself.
Old, bald, four eyes, and no chin. Which is why I won't shave my scrawny beard despite my wife's ob<x>jections.
I look like a breadstick topped with sauerkraut...
I'd have to hand it to ya, it'd be hard
The same as I would right here even if you weren't - but I'm not going to :P