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How would you go about changing Kim Jong Un's opinion of the USA for starters? He needs a visit from the Tickle Monster.

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    chimbie88 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by chimbie88 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:23PM

    I would make him watch sesame street. :D

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  1. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:28PM

    I think the dear Leader should take a walk in Elmo's World!

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  2. chimbie88 - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by chimbie88 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:32PM

    I know right! I'm sure he would LOVE cookie monstor! :P I see healing for him in this way :D

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9 Answers to "How would you go about changing Kim Jong Un's opinion of the USA for starters? He needs a visit from the Tickle Monster."

  1. silentjay9 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by silentjay9 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:37PM

    that guy needs a visit from dr phil

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  2. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 4:03PM

    That would make a great comedy routine!

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  3. Jiffle - 22-25 years old

    Posted by Jiffle Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:32PM

    I've seen a pretty damning propaganda video criticizing the USA.
    I can't really argue with it - it's all pretty much on the money.
    Obviously it's biased as hell and doesn't cover North Korea's own faults, but it's still interesting.

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  4. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:40PM

    Yeah. I'm all kinds of patriotic, but the spooks and the puppeteers have done some damn evil stuff in the last 150 years or so.

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  5. Jiffle - 22-25 years old

    Reply by Jiffle Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:54PM

    Oh definitely, nobody is really in the right. It was more a stab at the consumerist lifestyle, with a Brave New World slant. Get the masses to be distracted by celebrity culture, video games, movies, buying gadgets they don't need so they don't rebel against what the government gets up to. Ironically it was condemning the propaganda from the west but conveniently ignoring their own obvious propaganda :/

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  6. BohemianBuddha - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by BohemianBuddha Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:29PM

    Invite him over to visit Disneyland and have his picture taken with Mickey Mouse and then make a deal over a few rounds of crazy golf, the first one to finish has to promise to be a good boy and not play with silly bombs and stuff.

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  7. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:42PM

    Maybe show in a good time in Vegas , and then off to the Mustang Ranch!

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  8. BohemianBuddha - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by BohemianBuddha Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:47PM

    Yeah,show him a good time,the American way.

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  9. toughchick - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by toughchick Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:26PM

    he needs to lighten up

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  10. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:45PM

    Things are really getting hot over there this time. He tore up the armistice thingy.

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  11. toughchick - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by toughchick Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:49PM

    why would someone want jeopardize world peace???

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  12. sarcazoid - 36-40 years old

    Posted by sarcazoid Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:25PM

    He's just the cutest little fireplug ain't he tho? Rolling on his back, giggling and squealing in sheer delight over nuking the US, such pure joy is a sight to behold!

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  13. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:37PM

    He does 'look' like a friendly guy. He looks down right jolly!

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  14. sarcazoid

    Reply by sarcazoid Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:40PM

    Sorta like the pillsbury dough boy... ya just wanna poke him eh?

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  15. cpgnatly - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by cpgnatly Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:23PM

    Lead passing through his skull at twice the speed of sound should fix the issues.

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  16. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:41PM

    Nahhhh. We need to make him giggle like a two year old! Make him squeak like the Pillsbury dough boy!

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  17. BabzEsq24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by BabzEsq24 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:23PM

    Changing his opinion won't happen- However we should change his level of respect and fear.

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  18. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:48PM

    China doesn't even want us putting up a defense. If I were in charge I would be damn frustrated.

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  19. madasalizard - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by madasalizard Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:22PM

    It is not actually him, he is just a puppet to the senior military officers of the country.

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  20. puck61 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by puck61 Mar 19th, 2013 at 3:27PM

    Understood. There is even talk of dissent within the ranks, but I pretty much mean, 'How could we discourage their military posturing in a completely benign way that would make China happy too.?'

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