Show you a kindness and let you pet my terrier.

Best Answer

i would tell you a anti joke :)

Best Answer

proceed x

Best Answer

a funny one or one that won't offendend anyone

Best Answer

i'll do two
Roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a gun
get in the van
what is green and has four wheels
grass
i lied about the wheels
what do you call a black man who flys a plane
a pilot
i did 3 to make you smile more

Best Answer

Kinda x

Best Answer
1 More Response

How ‘bout if I dress up as your ol’ Capt Jack? Hmmmm? That might even make you laugh.

Best Answer

possibly....

Best Answer

I might compliment you on those Johnny Depp tattoos.

Best Answer

Why thank you x

Best Answer

Well..I believe it's only right for a man to appreciate a good Depp tattoo ;)

Best Answer

Very sweet of you x

Best Answer

By introducing you to Johnny Depp. Of course I'd have to get to know him myself first, so this may take some time.

Best Answer

The thought counts x

Best Answer

By tickling you! *tickle*

Best Answer

Mr tickle x

Best Answer

Related Questions