I would lick it til it couldn't purr any more, then I'd poke it.
Laser pointers work nicely, and a ball of yarn will come in handy, too. Cats are fun.
I'm not a cat person.
You don't have any such thing.
You are a baiter.
Males who fall for this are as stupid as the ones who can't tell a tranny from a real woman.
I'd use my tongue and taste you all over!
i tried to on that last thread but you quit
I wouldn't ..