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sans the Secret Service! lol
DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 26 Answers Jan 3, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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i would tell him I was sorry he wore black because my dogs shed something awful hahahahaha

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hilarious!

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even dark blue would be a problem hahahaha

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he wouldn't.<br />
There's a "NO POLITIANS" sign on the door.

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wise decision! lol

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of course!
less liars come up o your house!

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hmm I'll have to make one myself; I think I've got some cardboard lying around somewhere...

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TO THE ART ROOM!

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Is not answering the door a reaction?

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as good as any!

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I would be delighted and tell him it would be nice if he was the British Prime Minister instead of the idiot we have

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I wouldn't answer the door.

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No trespassing. Ask him to leave.

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say, "oh good! you got my email! come in and let's talk about it"<br />
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then proceed to score myself some lucrative contracts.

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ah American business, aint it grand? lol

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This is one time I wish I owned a gun

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*gasps*

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Get a ba<x>seball bat and hit him in the head with it. Then slam the door on his head/in his face.

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hmm sounds like somebody's not a fan of stimulus lol

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I would open the door, look at him, say congrats, close the door and go back to sleep! Then wake up probably have no recollection of those events!

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I'd invite him in for a good meal and a chat :3

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*yelling*: Nobody's home !!!

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Invite him in for a cup of coffee ... and wonder what the heck he was doing in Canada at my doorstep!

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haha didn't you know? We're in debt to Canada last time I checked:)

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Meh, who aren't you in debt to is the better question?!

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ooh! low blow...too bad it's nothing but the truth lol:)

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I can not tell a lie ... well maybe, if I tried hard enough ... ;-)

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I Don't have any more change Mr. President.

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I'm not sure if I'd punch him or invite him in for a beer. Probably the latter. He has some 'splaining to do.

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agreed on the 'splaining!

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Let him in...offer he and his wife a drink.

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you good American you:)

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No trespassing. Ask him to leave.

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Ask him if wants a toke!! :D

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