How would you survive as a zombie in the zombie apocalypse?

Asked By: girlmcgirly 41-45, F 8 months ago

Everyone has a strategy to survive as their human self...well, what if you didn't. How would you be the last zombie standing?

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Posted by WildeOscar Sep 7th, 2012 at 9:54PM

A baseball bat in one hand, my iPod in the other for tunes, and a box of Tic-Tacs in my pocket.

The last zombie standing still wants to have minty breath. Have you ever smelled a zombie's breath? Not good, not right.

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Posted by FordPrefect42 Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:23AM

Stay rural, pick off the loners, and hope any hunting parties don't think to do more than single tap ;-) lol

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Reply by girlmcgirly Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:26AM

I knew you would have a great answer.
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Posted by ronanp Sep 8th, 2012 at 10:04AM

Need to have plan in advance while still human since obviously won't be doing much thinking as a zombie. At the onset of the zombie apocalypse I would lure a large number of humans into a secure location with promise of safety. I'd have plenty of food in there for them, keep them going for a while. I'd then wait it out till the zombies show up. Rather than fight at first bite, I'd make my my quickly to the secure location. There, I would live off the fresh humans while the rest of the world implodes. I think the key is to have supply of fresh humans since once the attack hits, won't take long for zombies to overwhelm the world an they will run out of food. Now I haven't yet finalized my plan to deal with zombies I turn in the secure location, probably need to be working with someone there ... A you be the last human, I'll be the last zombie kinda deal. They could pick off zombies as they turn. Not a perfect plan, my human partner could turn on me ... Hmmmm ...... Need to give that one some more thought.

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Reply by girlmcgirly Sep 8th, 2012 at 10:24AM

I like the amount of thinking that is going on here....that's good. :P
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Posted by Chagrinned Sep 7th, 2012 at 8:04PM

Suck up to someone I was close to. Hopefully, they would remember what a great guy I was as a normal person, then lock me up in a closet and feed me something besides leftover pinto beans. : b

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Reply by girlmcgirly Sep 7th, 2012 at 8:05PM

Boy, don't you be hatin' on mah beans, now!
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Reply by Chagrinned Sep 7th, 2012 at 8:09PM

Lol!
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Posted by Callalilly Sep 6th, 2012 at 9:28AM

I wouldn't survive.

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Posted by moreandless Sep 6th, 2012 at 3:38AM

by being as zombie as can be, I suppose, but what is it like, to be a zombie?

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Posted by JerfoneMnLCBZTE Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:33AM

I wouldn't.

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Posted by Lushiro Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:25AM

Summon Milla Jovovich oO

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Posted by Tgilly Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:23AM

i'd be a dead zombie..i don't eat mammal meat.

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Posted by derpetted Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:21AM

Well tehnically, If I become a zombie...I dont really "survive" the zombie apocalypse.

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Posted by NamelessRyan Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:20AM

I'd hope the whole zombie thing is like in David Wellington's books. In that case, I'd kill myself but while attached to an oxygen machine so I'll reanimate with psychic powers :P

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Posted by editor1979 Sep 6th, 2012 at 1:20AM

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