How'd You Know That Scruffy Looking Guy Telling Stories Isn't Jesus?
10 Answers to "How'd You Know That Scruffy Looking Guy Telling Stories Isn't Jesus?"
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Perhaps your first meritorious question. And its mostly answered with shabbite. It wont be jesus because its some 2'000 yrs after he was knocking about. However, its possible that this aforementioned filthy tramp that looks a bit likes a christian icon is a very clever and truly super chap, who, given our times,and having no internet access and therefore no great voice , could well be the arbiter of all modern issues of conflict and a real maker of nations and peace. Or it could just be a tramp.
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Maybe a stupidly simple way to tell: ask him his name
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I don't think jesus smokes cigarette butts off the ground
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He was smoking weed. I guess that added to his creativity.
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:)
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Because I handed him a fish and a glass of water, and it was still a single fish and not wine when he was done.
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Bravo!!
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Well he did offer to share his needle
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Because when I gave him a coke "cause I was a little suspicious myself" he still wanted money and if that had been Jesus, he would have known better than to expect ME to have $
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They crucified him up side down.
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by Bear1956 Jun 29th, 2012 at 8:54PM
You don't. No way of telling.
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