Bring back Marilyn Monroe, I want her to explain to all of those moronic feminists, how much of a druggie ***** she was, and not some endless well of strong, female proverbs.
well said sir.... more pr1cks than a second hand dartboard that one.
:D! Thank you.
It don't make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies
Dressed in white, I like black tims and black hoodies
God would probably have me on some real strict ****
No sleepin' all day, no getting my **** licked
Hanging with the goodie goodies loungin' in the paradise
**** that **** I want to tote guns and shoot dice
notorious BIG - hold ya head
Heat, lovely warm heat! It is so cold here.
Just save me a good room................I will bee joining you there
Lol.............I am sure you will already have someone there with you :)
lol! Damn :)
Hey, can you pick me up on your way? I need a ride. :)
Of course..Here is a better plan..you hop a taxi and come here..I'll pay the the fare, then you can drive my truck for the rest of the trip..I can't drive yet..so, I just need a ride..LOL
Can you ask my cousin Louie where he buried our cat?
I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?! Ahhh somebody please help me, I think my daddy's gong crazzzzzzzay.
Greek hell, Christian hell, or Muslim hell?
Yes could you bring back some hot Coals want to make a cuppa
Well since you won't be needing your angel wings I could use the help.
hahahah angel wings??!!??? hahahahahahaha..... Jo? with angel wings???? hahahahahahahaha
:-) (apologies for hijacking your post ofg)
you know I'm only teasing. besides, I like you in the little red satin outfit with the horns and forked tail..... :-)
Are we all not tarnished a little though... She's a angel that makes me smile.
I am tarnished beyond repair. Let us not forget that Satan too began his journey as an angel, and not just any angel. He was one of God's most trusted and loved angels.
Say hi to Satan for me. Although I just usually call him Dad.
Oh, and can you ask where Jimmy Hoffa is REALLY buried?
I'm almost out of brimstone. Would you be a love and fetch a bit for me?
Some good quality rock n' roll, a bag of bad-*** chillies, and a signed photo of Beelzebub. Oh, and could you possibly fill up my hot-water-bottle while you're there. Cheers.
Where are my manners? Pretty please could you get the above items. :)
I might pop in to Valhalla later. Can I return the favour? Pickled herrings and vodka perhaps. Or maybe a souvenir horned helmet...
i bet you look good in boots. JUST boots.
well played, woman. well played......
So your saying your going to live with my ex ._. Lol !!
Did you kill your ex 0.0 ?
Not in this life
You killed your ex in a past life ?
I hope it was with an axe!! A BIG AXE!!
Will you do me a favour and just pop in at level 6. Apparently I'll be going there with all the other Heretics. It's called the city if Dis. I would just like to know if the hospitality rooms have complimentary toothbrushes or if I should take my own. Apparently there will be a lot of blood everywhere so you might want to wear an old pair of shoes. :-)
'preciate it. I'm rolling you a joint so long as a reward.
Stories of how there are people there who thought they were going to Heaven, but didn't. How Hell has most of the world's dead population.
I'm pretty sure what I want is not there. Thanks for asking. ;)
Yeah. They have some really good beer that's hard to get here. I can't remember the name, but even a 12 pack would do nicely. You'll know it when you see it. Thanks in advance :)