I was sitting on my couch, having a helluva time, when all of a sudden within the blink of a darn eye, I was in Paris. Paris! Of all locations! It was the darndest thing I ever seen. I went to a doctor and he diagnosed me with Spontaneous Human Teleportation. He thinks the cold virus has something to do with it, now everyone please send me your money. This has happened to me 10 times and it's an incontinence. Please don't let X-Men make you think these powers are cool. I went on Unexplained Files to discuss my medical mystery. To all you non-believers I have the Doctor's statement to back me up. Send me a PM and I will give you my address so you can send money to me. I need to raise 30,000 dollars to fund for hospital stays, testing and treatment. I've became a lab rat recently and now scientists are interested in my cells.