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PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 9 Answers Apr 8, 2012

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Superman may have a flashback of having the phone booth door slam on his cape if you're tugging on it. I would not advise it. What is up with our caped crusader now that there are no phone booths. I pray he is stuck as Super and not Clark Kent. Please. Clark is a dork. A level below a Nerd. It's just not right. Port a Potties are for villians. more on that later.

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I like this. Never considered what this meant to him. Thank you for pointing this out. But nerds are bright.

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Nerds are awesome. Clark is a dork.

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because he's a real bastard about it. I mean, look he wears tights, think about it.

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Are you saying they cut off the circulation to his brain? LOL!

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in most cases its only held on with a flimsy safety pin.

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No freakin' way!

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kryptonite ones are strong but he seems to have an aversion to them.. lol

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I agree! it's held on with velcro.

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Let's just say that I already own a few capes<br />
My style is red riding hood capes

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Okay, Nice. Where do I go with that answer? My cape is not red. It is black.

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Ive got a red hood myself
.Love it. If someone grabbed my cape, I'd throw hot chi on them &amp; burn their grabby hands not permanently.

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because jim croce says so.

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If he says so, I believe him.

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Besides the costly material of fine and special cloth you could mess up his navaigational system when flying

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True enough! Never even thought about that!

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It gives him a front side wedgie !

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LOL! LOL!

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because superman has the ability to release atomic farts! you won't survive...

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Ewwwwwwww....Thanks for the warning.

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because chuck norris ironed it? haha

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