I was sitting on my couch, having a helluva time, when all of a sudden within the blink of a darn eye, I was on fire. It was the darndest thing I ever seen. I went to a doctor and he diagnosed me with Partial Spontaneous Human combustion, now everyone please send me your money. This has happened to me 3 times and there may not be a fourth! Please look me up on Google and watch my documentary.To all you non-believers I have the Doctor's statement to back me up. Send me a PM and I will give you my address so you can send money to me. I need to raise 30,000 dollars to fund for hospital stays, testing and treatment. I've became a lab rat recently and now scientists are interested in my cells.